SIGN yo NAME over to the d'EVIL!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v7Kc26LdnI

So.........ya wanna be DOWN with the ENTERTAINMENT BIZ eh? What do ya really know about it? For a few years now, those such as Professor Griff, Black Dot, Dr. Umar Johnson, Phil Valentine & others have been telling US but being that TOO MANY of US just want that piece of the PIE & not LIBERTY, the BULLSHIT continues! The new campaign to save HIP HOP that the Blak Smith will make come to fruition stems from these 2 letters that I got from www.raprehab.com & from these, devising a PROGRAM with which I need those of US who truly luv HIP HOP to HELP with! If ya looking to PROFIT & not improve the craft, this AIN'T for ya mannnnnnnn!!!! As WE now see that the donald sterling's of that world continue to bash unwitting viKKKtim, tragic's JOHNSON, WE proceed knowing that this could all be a distraKKKtion of great proportion. The point in all of this is to NOT get overly CRAZY about what's going on out there! Go inside SELF!!! Let's do OUR BEST for OUR WORLDWIDE PHENOMENA...............her name is HIP HOP!!


 
Dear black artists,

We regret to inform you that the need for your services will soon come to an end as we enter a critical restructuring period. Fortunately, after having spent nearly a century meticulously studying your art, language, fashion, and lifestyle, we have learned enough to confidently move forward without your assistance. We thank you for your contributions but have decided to make some necessary changes as a result of your decreasing value. Focus groups show that consumers are looking for more relatable images. While 2013 marked the first time in Billboard’s 55 year history that there were no black artists on top of the Hot 100 chart, this was a great year for us with Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, and Macklemore claiming the #1 spot on the R&B/Hip-Hop chart, proving that market demands are shifting. Consequently, in the next few months, we will be gradually phasing out your positions as we finalize this reorganization. In the meantime, we ask you to continue with business as usual, training your replacements Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber until instructed otherwise.

Your severance package includes a lifetime supply of Air Jordans, unlimited access to reruns of “Love and Hip Hop”, a new 30 piece Tom Ford wardrobe, and the latest iPhone. Your medical coverage will be provided through ObamaCare.
We want you to know that your termination is in no way a statement about the quality of your work with us. As such, we would like to acknowledge your outstanding contributions to the industry over the past decades.

In music, we’d like to thank Kendrick Lamar’s thought-provoking body of work which has opened the door for Macklemore, a shining example of what intelligent rap looks like.
In business, Jay Z’s partnership with Samsung was historical as the Korean mobile company paid the rapper a mere $5 million and his company Roc Nation, another $15 million, a bargain deal relative to their standard annual $4 billion marketing budget and $220 billion net worth.
In fashion, while Kanye West may be experiencing difficulties launching his own brand, his loyalty to European designers continues to add value to an already thriving industry that other entertainers like Migos seem to enjoy promoting for free.


In cinema, “The Butler” and “12 Years a Slave” were Oscar-worthy gems, showcasing the strength and pride of a resilient people. We understand that this year, you will continue this tradition of inspiring historical films with the May release of “Belle” and the History Channel’s forthcoming reboot of the groundbreaking 70′s televised series, “Roots”. Your work did not go unnoticed as it has inspired us to produce new historical movies of our own, depicting our rich cultural heritage. Upcoming releases include:

* “Son of God” produced by reality TV pioneer Mark Burnett and starring Diogo Morgado
* “Noah” starring Russell Crowe
* “Exodus” starring Christian Bale as Moses
* “Mary, Mother of Christ” starring 16 year old Odeya Rush

Just as your movies depict the struggles and achievements of your best and brightest, these powerful films are meant to inspire and remind us of our glorious past and divine lineage.
In an attempt to capitalize on the recent trend in movies that focus on triumphs of the African-American experience, we have recently begun developing films with similar themes. Channing Tatum has just been cast as the lead in the Nat Turner Story while Scarlett Johansson is reported to have accepted the role of Harriet Tubman in a forthcoming biopic. Like Quentin Tarentino’s “Django Unchained”, both movies promise to offer the perfect balance between shoot-em-up style action and social commentary while boasting two smash-hit soundtracks featuring Eminem, Katy Perry, and Ke$ha.


Again, none of this could have been accomplished without your unwavering commitment and dedication to our mission. We trust that your transition will be smooth and wish you continued success with your new journey into Electronic Dance Music.

Sincerely,
The industry*
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Warning: this is a satire. Now........for Part II, see below




As ya see, WE have ANSWERS, SOLUTIONS or whatever ya wanna call that! The Blak Smith says that ya need this book if ya wanna DEMYSTIFY the Entertainment Industry especially if ya got young Blak Peepo who just see MONEY as a way out but in fact, MONEY is ENSLAVING US! When ya cop my book, YOU can learn just how they CONTROL US!!! Learn what WE mean when ya purchase ya personally autographed copy! OUR paypal account is at boombyebyebook@yahoo.com or better yet, hit US up on fb as Blak Smith (Blak Smiff). Til ya HOLLA BLAK, it's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs0_1Kp6i0U


Dear Music Industry,

I read your “Notice to Black Artists” and I really appreciated it, but I’m a black artist and I still wanna plead my case. Hear me out!

You said I’m no longer needed, and I feel you, but I need YOU. I really wanna be famous, make money to support my family and be famous, with a lot of fans. I’m writing this letter to let you know that I’m willing to do whatever it takes and I’m a great fit for the job!
First, you said you want a relatable image. I’ll become that image. I’m Black, but I’m totally down to whitewash whatever I need to, so I can be more relatable. I love European culture.
To be honest, I don’t even wanna be Black. Your industry taught me that black is the worst thing I can be and I agree. But if you help me out, I’ll do whatever I need to be “relatable” and less Black. I’m down with techno and dance music. That’s not the music I started out making, but it doesn’t even matter. I can be the next Country Rapper if it’ll make you money. I just wanna be famous. I even saw an ad for some bleaching cream online, and I can start using that if you want me to.

I don’t have a real resume, but I can list some of my qualifications. I have experience in drug sales so I’d be really good at reminding people how a lot of people like me do drugs and sell drugs. But don’t worry; I only sold drugs to people in my own community. I know that’s what I’m supposed to do.
I’ve never killed anyone, but I’ll say that if you want. As a matter of fact, if you need me to kill someone, I will. I’ll do anything! I won’t talk about killing White people, though. I know I’m only supposed to talk about killing other black people. So, again, don’t worry. I’m your man! Those are more of my good qualities, I’m a quick learner and I’m loyal.

I never got caught selling drugs and I don’t have a criminal record. I really just sold a little weed to a couple of my friends, so if you don’t want anyone to think of me as a drug dealer, I can be a hipster or pretend to be from the suburbs or something – it’s all up to you. I’m flexible. I have a college degree, so I’m teachable. But if that doesn’t fit into my image, no worries. I can be like 2Chainz and have thug appeal. Or I can do like Nicki Minaj and be like a cross over. I think that’s what you guys call it. Whatever you want me to portray, I’m down.







 


Also, I know you mentioned you’re making movies to remind people of your divine lineage, and I think that’s great. But they had slaves in the bible too. I know there could be a role for me. I don’t mind playing a slave if that’s all you’ll hire me to play. Or I can play a drug dealer, or a crooked cop in the ghetto or a murderer/rapist or something. Whatever role you feel I’m most qualified for and whatever works for the image you want for me. Actually, I’d be really good at a slave role. I actually think that’s the best role I could play. Or, if you make other movies, like maybe an Industry version of 12 Years a Slave, you could cast me as a character like Samuel L. Jackson in Django. I know I’d do a really good job at that role too and I think if I had a job in the music industry first, it would help me get into character. I would get a lot of really good practice as a slave or a helper to a slave driver to help me prepare for a role like that in a movie.

Also, this letter is really just about me and I really want you to give me job, and I’m willing to do whatever it takes. But if it will make the deal easier, I could be a 2 for 1 package. I have a sister.  We talked and she’s totally down to do whatever it takes to be in the Industry too. She’s willing to be a hoe if you want. And she’s okay with me calling her a hoe and other rappers calling her a hoe in their music too. I do it already, so, again, I’ve had a lot of practice. If you want, I’ll even call my mother a hoe. My daughter too. I mean she’s gonna grow up and listen to rap music anyway, she might as well get used to it now. It’d be like I was helping her as a father and preparing her for the real world. Another one of my qualifications is there’s a lot of hoes in my community and I call them hoes all the time, so I’ve gotten a lot of practice and experience with that. I’ve even been thinking of a new slang term for hoes. Kinda like THOT, but better.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iuFW3_KXJI


To conclude, I can be a huge asset to the Industry. If you direct and teach me, I’m willing to make music and movies and anything else that will help all the other black people learn and understand that we really are “decreased in value” like you said. I can help teach people how to kill other black people really good and sell and use drugs and, hopefully, go to jail. Oh, that’s another thing on my resumé. I’ve been to jail a lot to visit my dad and homies. But I got a lot of friends in there, so if I help my other homie's go to jail, that’s cool because they’ll have friends and family in there to chill with too. So it’s not even a problem. I’m telling you, I’m your man.

I won’t take up too much more of your time, but I just wanna end by saying that I’m willing to do whatever it takes! If you give me an opportunity, I promise you won’t regret it! I know you said my services are no longer needed, but if you hire just one last one of us, I would do whatever it takes to help you guys with your plan and make you money. I’ve been doing a lot of research, listening to a lot of mainstream rap music and watching films and television like Belly, Bamboozled and all the seasons of Love & Hip Hop and I know I’m finally prepared.
I hope to hear from you soon and I look forward to hopefully working together.
Best Regards,
Desperate Misled Artist

***This article is satire and parody.**



* As written by Sebastian Elkouby at http://raprehab.com/notice-to-black-artists-your-services-are-no-longer-needed/. 

** As written by Camille H at http://raprehab.com/whatever-it-takes-to-get-signed-to-a-major-rap-deal/.